FML

[stoner01]

Sorry to hear. What'd the front wheel hit?

His ass end

[TheBelly]

Stoner: I just got my hoopty out of the shop. Sorry about the truck!

[sportbikeco]

Following too close.

[Irving]

I rear-ended someone once and totaled my car. I was eating a bowl of rice. I slammed on the brakes on time, but my foot slipped off the pedal. By the time I got my foot back on the brake, I could't stop in time.

[rbeau30]

I rear-ended someone once and totaled my car. I was eating a bowl of rice. I slammed on the brakes on time, but my foot slipped off the pedal. By the time I got my foot back on the brake, I could't stop in time.

You were doing that while operating a motor vehicle?

[sniper7]

You were doing that while operating a motor vehicle?

Im just wondering if it's a cover for him doing something with an Asian woman?

[rbeau30]

Im just wondering if it's a cover for him doing something with an Asian woman?

Ahhh, then it is okay then.

[Irving]

You were doing that while operating a motor vehicle?

Well, I wasn't using chop sticks.

[rbeau30]

Well, I wasn't using chop sticks.

That's what she said

[stoner01]

Yeah a ticket for following to close. $100 in centennial