FML

[rbeau30]

I rear-ended someone once and totaled my car. I was eating a bowl of rice. I slammed on the brakes on time, but my foot slipped off the pedal. By the time I got my foot back on the brake, I could't stop in time.

You were doing that while operating a motor vehicle?

[sniper7]

You were doing that while operating a motor vehicle?

Im just wondering if it's a cover for him doing something with an Asian woman?

[rbeau30]

Im just wondering if it's a cover for him doing something with an Asian woman?

Ahhh, then it is okay then.

[Irving]

You were doing that while operating a motor vehicle?

Well, I wasn't using chop sticks.

[rbeau30]

Well, I wasn't using chop sticks.

That's what she said