Elhuero...

You forgot, "All cops are just little punks who got beat up in school and only became cops so they'd have the badge and gun and could exact some measure of revenge for what they suffered in their formative years."

It's kinda like all the tough guys out there who loudly proclaim their intentions of kickin' the cop's ass who arrested them after the handcuffs have been put on and they've been safely stuffed into the back of a patrol car.