We have annual hearing tests at work. Every year you have to answer some questions. My favorite is "do you have any noisy hobbies? (Firearms, motorcycles, etc.)"

I have been answering "no" for over ten years. Even though I ride Harleys, dirt bikes, and ATVs and have been known to ocassionaly fire a firearm or two, I haven't lost any sleep over falsifying my answer.