Actually one of my favorites is/was "oh you're selling ______? That's awesome because I sell stuff too! I tell ya what, I'll buy some of yours if you buy my magazines. Oh you can't do that? Well just give me your number and I'll call you when you get off work." And then I would proceed to sell them on why they needed to buy my stuff. I would switch out magazines with finger nail clippers, cars, books, tires, paper, whatever. Once I tried selling them girl scout cookies saying I was a reseller lol.