I hate thieves...

[TFOGGER]

So, my wife just called me to let me know that some lowlife, pond scum, herpes infested, inbred sister fucker stole the stereo out of our Smart last night. We live on a cul-de sac at the end of a block and a half long street with only one way in or out. I haven't seen the damage yet, so I don't know what else they fucked up. What really irks me is that I just had the damn thing out the previous night to repair a glitch in the video board. I hope that they try to install it and manage to get between the power cable and chassis and get electrocuted with their balls as the ground, get a burn blister that gets infected with Strep, and die a slow death via necrotizing fasciitis

[stoner01]

9/10. Needs more cursing. But this is a family friendly site

[n8tive97]

That blows!!! 8/10, nice work.

[davsel]

Sorry, I got stuck grinning at "Smart."

[PugnacAutMortem]

So, my wife just called me to let me know that some lowlife, pond scum, herpes infested, inbred sister fucker stole the stereo out of our Smart last night. We live on a cul-de sac at the end of a block and a half long street with only one way in or out. I haven't seen the damage yet, so I don't know what else they fucked up. What really irks me is that I just had the damn thing out the previous night to repair a glitch in the video board. I hope that they try to install it and manage to get between the power cable and chassis and get electrocuted with their balls as the ground, get a burn blister that gets infected with Strep, and die a slow death via necrotizing fasciitis

My question is what kind of lowlife, pond scum, herpes infested inbred sister fucker breaks in to a freaking Smart Car?

My other question is why in the blue hell do you even own a Smart Car?

[TFOGGER]

My other question is why in the blue hell do you even own a Smart Car?

It's actually been a great little car. 42 mpg average in town, holds 2 full sized adults and all their crap, and with the addition of $150 worth of graphics, it makes one hell of a memorable advertisement for my shop.

[th3w01f]

holds 2 full sized adults and all their crap.

That really sucks... but I just don't believe this quote; we can't even fit all our crap in a Tundra with a topper. Then again we are pretty organizationally challenged.

On a side note, that's interesting that they left the change; we had a similar issue a few years ago but it was about $50 in cash and change right in the open. Walked around and talked with the neighbors and found out that a couple of high school kids had been through the neighborhood earlier that night selling coupon books. We were able to track down the company and the kids but could never prove it was them. If it was I hope tracking them so easily scared them enough that they never did it again.

Hopefully someone saw something.

[kidicarus13]

My other question is why in the blue hell do you even own a Smart Car?

Because not everyone thinks rollin' coal (http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Rollin%27+Coal) boosts testosterone.

[PugnacAutMortem]

Because not everyone thinks rollin' coal (http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Rollin%27+Coal) boosts testosterone.

I think that is stupid as shit personally. I drive a 4 cylinder Kia Spectra around so I defintely am not averse to driving a small car. I just can't see the appeal of a Smart Car. I will take a 5 MPG reduction from that 42 MPG in town with my Kia to drive around a car that looks like a car and not like a toy.

And off topic...but that is one of the best urban dictionary definitions I have ever read.

[Zundfolge]

Because not everyone thinks rollin' coal (http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...Rollin%27+Coal) boosts testosterone.

The huge irony is that diesel is better for the environment than hybrids or Smart cars.