I hate thieves...

[TFOGGER]

So, my wife just called me to let me know that some lowlife, pond scum, herpes infested, inbred sister fucker stole the stereo out of our Smart last night. We live on a cul-de sac at the end of a block and a half long street with only one way in or out. I haven't seen the damage yet, so I don't know what else they fucked up. What really irks me is that I just had the damn thing out the previous night to repair a glitch in the video board. I hope that they try to install it and manage to get between the power cable and chassis and get electrocuted with their balls as the ground, get a burn blister that gets infected with Strep, and die a slow death via necrotizing fasciitis

[stoner01]

9/10. Needs more cursing. But this is a family friendly site

[n8tive97]

That blows!!! 8/10, nice work.

[davsel]

Sorry, I got stuck grinning at "Smart."

[PugnacAutMortem]

So, my wife just called me to let me know that some lowlife, pond scum, herpes infested, inbred sister fucker stole the stereo out of our Smart last night. We live on a cul-de sac at the end of a block and a half long street with only one way in or out. I haven't seen the damage yet, so I don't know what else they fucked up. What really irks me is that I just had the damn thing out the previous night to repair a glitch in the video board. I hope that they try to install it and manage to get between the power cable and chassis and get electrocuted with their balls as the ground, get a burn blister that gets infected with Strep, and die a slow death via necrotizing fasciitis

My question is what kind of lowlife, pond scum, herpes infested inbred sister fucker breaks in to a freaking Smart Car?

My other question is why in the blue hell do you even own a Smart Car?

[ruthabagah]

Yep. 9/10. Just tell us REALLY how you feel...

[ChunkyMonkey]

wait... a SMART? 8/10 couldve been 10 if it wasnt so smart.

[mindfold]

Rant would have been better leaving out the Smart. 6/10

[TFOGGER]

My other question is why in the blue hell do you even own a Smart Car?

It's actually been a great little car. 42 mpg average in town, holds 2 full sized adults and all their crap, and with the addition of $150 worth of graphics, it makes one hell of a memorable advertisement for my shop.

[Zundfolge]

Back in highschool a friend of mine had several stereos stolen out of his 1969 GTO. He solved the problem by super-gluing several razor blades along the bottom back end of the stereo. He came out one morning and found the stereo half out of the dash and blood everywhere. Later that day at school we noticed one of the class low-lifes with his hand bandaged up so we met up with him after school and beat on him a bit.

Yeah, I hate thieves. Forced hand removal for thieves may be the ONE thing the Islamic world gets right.

My other question is why in the blue hell do you even own a Smart Car?

Here's one reason http://www.sinistersandsports.com/smartcar.html