Woman Impaled While Texting & Driving

[TFOGGER]

I've noticed a disturbing pattern here guys. When this woman crashed, she was breathing.
I've also noticed that every DUI crash has just one commonality - they were breathing when they crashed.

People who run red lights.... breathing when they crashed.

I've come to the verified, scientific conclusion based on empirical evidence that breathing causes crashes.

PLEASE for the sake of the chil'ren;

We need to make breathing while driving illegal.

I'd be willing to bet that in every case you look at, the drivers have extremely high levels of DiHydrogen Monoxide in their blood as well. This stuff kills hundreds of thousands of people every year. I'd even bet that MOST of the members here consume it on a regular basis.

http://www.dhmo.org/

[Duman]

..... dumb dumbs will believe something this bad can happen at 20mph when you text because texting and driving warps the very laws of physics!

The average person doesn't know anything about physics, so most things appear to involve voodoo or magic. A message like, "Text and drive, you'll get a pole up your ass. And get a pic of your ass on the net." Will quite possibly motivate people to TnD.

[TheBelly]

Lucky for ME that thing didn't have a big fist on it.

FIFY.

[brutal]

FIFY.

You're still pissed about your poopy gun?

[TheBelly]

You're still pissed about your poopy gun?

I wasn't ever upset about it. It just looked like a good opportunity to start a quote-war. Harmless fun.

then the phone rang.