Quote Originally Posted by foxtrot View Post
I've noticed a disturbing pattern here guys. When this woman crashed, she was breathing.
I've also noticed that every DUI crash has just one commonality - they were breathing when they crashed.

People who run red lights.... breathing when they crashed.

I've come to the verified, scientific conclusion based on empirical evidence that breathing causes crashes.

PLEASE for the sake of the chil'ren;

We need to make breathing while driving illegal.
I'd be willing to bet that in every case you look at, the drivers have extremely high levels of DiHydrogen Monoxide in their blood as well. This stuff kills hundreds of thousands of people every year. I'd even bet that MOST of the members here consume it on a regular basis.

http://www.dhmo.org/