Even better; NY Man Rips Own Head Off

[Ridge]

http://crimefeed.com/2014/09/ny-man-rips-head/

According to police reports, at 9:35 AM, 51-year-old Thomas Rivera parked his car on Longfellow Ave. near Randall Ave.,, in Hunts Point. He then tied a chain from his neck to a pole and stepped on the gas pedal of his 2005 Honda CRV.

[KS63]

I'm trying to understand how his head was still attached to the chain. You'd think his head would fall out of the noose once free of the torso. I need pics. I dunno...

[ray1970]

I score it a 9.9 for creativity.

[sniper7]

I'm glad he didn't use a gun

[ChunkyMonkey]

Maybe he thought he was a zombie.

[Herman]

If I had to drive a freakin CRV I would probably do the same.

[SuperiorDG]

Too bad he's not around to take in the glory.

[Jeffrey Lebowski]

I score it a 9.9 for creativity.

Yeah, not bad.
Failure in life, but at least he was a winner [sort of] in death.

[trlcavscout]

I was gonna ask if he lived but they finally said be didn't in the last sentence

[Hummer]

I'm glad he didn't use a gun

+1