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  1. 09-20-2014, 19:47 #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazin View Post
    Damn technically I was offered 2 members women here today
    I think I've seen that video on the web.
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    Quote Originally Posted by th3w01f View Post
    I think I've seen that video on the web.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazin View Post
    Damn technically I was offered 2 members women here today
    "...offered 2 members..." and "offered 2 member's"... HUGE difference!

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    I had a mentor early on that had a ton of women on the side. His advice was when he was ready to dump one he would take the Hershey highway. If she liked it he'd keep her around a little longer and if she didn't it took care of its self. Wise old man...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Firehaus View Post
    I had a mentor early on that had a ton of women on the side. His advice was when he was ready to dump one he would take the Hershey highway. If she liked it he'd keep her around a little longer and if she didn't it took care of its self. Wise old man...


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    I've been warned against that numerous times..... Sadly, I like my man parts too much to try it.

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    Live dangerously, get her drunk and play like it was an accident. Flaming liberal chicks love it, they just pretend to say they don't.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Firehaus View Post
    Live dangerously, get her drunk and play like it was an accident. Flaming liberal chicks love it, they just pretend to say they don't.


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    Screw that. he should have said You know darlin, looking at you in this light has me so hard, I want to toss you on the table, stick my tongue up you ass ,start swinging you around the dance floor. Any song you'd like me to have the dj play?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Screw that. he should have said You know darlin, looking at you in this light has me so hard, I want to toss you on the table, stick my tongue up you ass ,start swinging you around the dance floor. Any song you'd like me to have the dj play?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Screw that. he should have said You know darlin, looking at you in this light has me so hard, I want to toss you on the table, stick my tongue up you ass ,start swinging you around the dance floor. Any song you'd like me to have the dj play?
    Dammit Jim! Now I got this song stuck in my head.

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    Ahhhh hahahhahaha. It's over early! Freedom!!!!!! Freedom!!!!!!!


    Now.... off to work I go...


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