Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
Stand up yell FUCK YOU, then piss on him to show dominance. You really should have come by and taken me. They would still be huddled in the corner by the bar, or fire exit.

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I'd discreetly piss on him while pretending to listen and when he notices, yell 'fuck you'. If you yell first you're going to have to chase him around with your dick out.