My neighbor sucks at life

[Graves]

The neighbor was in the wrong for not bringing the problem up to you first...just try to not haul off and pop the chicken shit in the mouth when you confront him.

[Lex_Luthor]

Try and smooth things over. Maybe he had a shitty night with the ol' lady or something...

Every night with that bag would be a shitty night.... ba dum bum pssssh!

Graves, yes definitely. God knows I've wanted to, but I will refrain.

[sniper7]

Since I'm watching southpark, my suggestion is to train a pony to bite of his wiener. Or have a chili cookoff and get him to eat his parents.

that would be some crazy meecrob right there.

[Irving]

I hear Mr. Fred is looking for some new neighbors. That guy loves dogs.

[Graves]

Train a pony; forgot about that episode hahahaha

[Great-Kazoo]

I have some stupid ass hounds next door that like to howl for no freaking reason. Drives me INSANE. Yes my dog will bark a bit at something or someone but its no longer than a minute before he sees me coming out to apply some "physical correction"... He usually quits when he sees me......LOL. Love my dog but he also needs manners....


I've always talked to the neighbors with barking dogs at least 2 times before I call the police. After all, we're neighbors.....

Last place I lived, a stupid old lady would tie up here chocolate lab for HOURS and he would bark for hours... She got too verbal warnings from me and told her each time that I don't want to call the city but I will if I have too.

I think a neighbor called once and I called another time. She always denied it every time probably thinking I have an IQ less than room temp..... After a few tickets she finally got the message.

Actually the spouse knocked on their door 2x , once during the day, the other around 1 in the morning. The 1 am was the cordial, SHUT YOUR FUCKING DOGS UP OR WE WILL. That lasted 4-5 days. After that a barking 24 hrs dog with no water bowl. ANIMAL CONTROL, How can i help you IIRC it was the 3rd write up before anything changed.

[rbeau30]

Jefferson County requires all dogs to have a license. I don't know if Adams does. We had ours licensed with Adams when we lived there. We're just going to renew one of our dogs license at either hers or my parents' house and "dogsit" for them each day.

Unless you have one of those evil "assault-type" dogs with a black collar and high capacity poop clips.

Sorry I just had to.


Like I said earlier, I don't have dogs... and I know that dogs will bark. that is another reason people have them. Dogs are more keen with the environment, they alert you (via barking) that something is amiss. Perhaps your neighbor is just overexaggerating. Bring a beer over and talk with him.

[Irving]

Like I said earlier, I don't have dogs... and I know that dogs will bark. that is another reason people have them. Dogs are more keen with the environment, they alert you (via barking) that something is amiss. Perhaps your neighbor is just overexaggerating. Bring a beer over and talk with him.

Better yet, bring two beers, and drink them both yourself. Better way to show dominance than peeing on him when he opens his front door.

[davsel]

Five dogs? That's more fertilizer than any one backyard needs.
Try flinging their poop over the fence. Your neighbor is probably just jealous and will be grateful.

[Lex_Luthor]

I have had a beer with him before, right when we moved in. Never desired to again after that time. I'd rather take both beers over, drink them in front of him and then pee on him. I also like the idea of having a huge pile of rocks delivered & having them COD it.