0615 this morning, I was awoken by the worst smell known to man. I got up and shut the window, thinking it was blowing in from the backyard. I then noticed our dog (white Pomeranian named Yeti) laying in his bed in the closet blinking excessively and licking his nose. I bent down to give him a wiff and felt like throwing up. I yelled down to the wife asking if she had let yeti out, and she said he had just come running back in. We didn't have any hydrogen peroxide, but made up a batch of tomato juice, baking soda, and dish soap to try to wash it off. Fortunately, I don't think he rubbed on anything but his dog bed.

I'm now at work and my coworkers are taking turns arriving and asking me why it smells like skunk in my office. It must be in my clothes.

Damn, I hate skunks.