My first rant thread

[Colorado_Outback]

You assume I want to not be an asshole.....

Its just a funny picture bro. Lighten up.

[Mr.Fred]

Actually, there are times on our team when we decide who will be the DA (Designated Asshole) during a meeting in order to play a sort of "good cop, bad cop" game with other departments...

yes, within the same company... it's fucking pathetic.

Ya know, it's funny, I'm generally not an asshole in person unless it's warranted..... But I can say that I would 100% be an asshole if this happened in person.

[Irving]

DMV tells you (YEARS AGO) that you don't have to sign the registration. Cops tell you that you must. Similar to how police tell people "this is a no fault state" and finish the rest of that sentence with something along the lines of being at fault for an accident; when that is not at all to what "no fault" refers.

[MED]

Mr. Fred, the whole point of a rant thread is, well, you know to rant; I suppose if I need worry about the PC police I will avoid writing them in the future How do you know I was a prick, where you there? I complained because the ticket as written was invalid due to the insurance violation, and the LEO's unwillingness to correct it. The IA officer already said this didn't follow procedure and they are correcting the ticket. Lastly, getting pulled over in rush hour traffic for something like a cracked windshield is ridiculous.

[Mr.Fred]

Its just a funny picture bro. Lighten up.

I'm as light as possible given my body weight.....

[Mr.Fred]

I am driving along Kipling this morning minding my own damn business, and I look in the rear view mirror. I have a cruiser with its lights on so I pull over. The LEO asks me. “do you see your windshield?” I am thinking to myself, well, since I made it here from Conifer...um yes, I believe so...dumbass!; but I just looked at her in disbelief....” My only comment was, “you pulled me over for a cracked windshield(?); really, that is ridiculous!” I don't think she liked being told that this is ridiculous, but really...what the hell??? Who the fuck pulls somebody over for a cracked windshield? Seriously, what the fuck??? It would be easier to count the number of cars in Colorado that don't have cracks in their windshield. Every fucking car in this state gets pelted with rocks every damn time it is put on these pot hole infested highways of this fucking place not to mention the rock quarry trucks coming off 285 onto 470 every morning. If the traffic stop wasn't stupid enough, I couldn't find my new insurance cards right away; she left and announced triumphantly that “I am writing you a ticket!” Well, good for you; don't hurt yourself! I found the envelope with the new cards and declarations when she was gone. When she came back and I presented the insurance information, she wouldn't take it and told me she already printed out the ticket (well isn't that too fucking bad), that I should just follow the process to submit proof as described in the ticket. Really? ...what makes you think that I am going to accept a citation that is invalid you dumb bitch? I guess it is too damn difficult to void the incorrect ticket and print out a new ticket that is valid. Damn, that is a lot of fucking work! I hate to tear you away from your important mission of eliminating the city of cracked windshields...I mean that egregious shit needs to stop now. Seriously, of all the lazy ass stupid shit. Really, are you really going to issue a citation that you know is false? You dumb fuck!!! So, I get to work and fax the proof of insurance, but I am just fuming at this point and called the department. Yep, she was suppose to take the information and correct the ticket. She now has an IA officer doing an inquiry. What a stupid windbag!!! I am generally very respectful toward LEOs, but this whole thing was really fucking stupid. Of the 1001 other bad things going on in Lakewood at this moment in time, why the hell would you stop me for a cracked windshield; what a complete waste of everybody's time.

Mr. Fred, the whole point of a rant thread is, well, you know to rant; I suppose if I need worry about the PC police I will avoid writing them in the future How do you know I was a prick, where you there? I complained because the ticket as written was invalid due to the insurance violation, and the LEO's unwillingness to correct it. The IA officer already said this didn't follow procedure and they are correcting the ticket. Lastly, getting pulled over in rush hour traffic for something like a cracked windshield is ridiculous.

You're right... Telling her what she did was ridiculous isn't being rude at all.... I know you were a prick because you said you were a prick.

Bitching that you got caught breaking the law is ridiculous. As is crying like a bitch to the department.

I got an idea... Quit breaking the law, and quit being a baby.

[clublights]

Funny thing.. new registrations don't ask for a signature

I should go check mine and see if I signed it...

DMV tells you (YEARS AGO) that you don't have to sign the registration. Cops tell you that you must. Similar to how police tell people "this is a no fault state" and finish the rest of that sentence with something along the lines of being at fault for an accident; when that is not at all to what "no fault" refers.

Monky is correct they removed the box from the reg because it's a great way for identity theft not only do they have your name and address but a copy of your signature.


which is why mine was never signed. ( and got oddly lost after that encounter with the cops)

[Mr.Fred]

Monky is correct they removed the box from the reg because it's a great way for identity theft not only do they have your name and address but a copy of your signature.


which is why mine was never signed. ( and got oddly lost after that encounter with the cops)

Mine probably still has the box. But I guess it doesn't matter if it's signed or not.

[hghclsswhitetrsh]

Ibtl.

[Mr.Fred]

Ibtl.

That can't be all you say.... At least call me a name or something...