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  1. 10-05-2014, 20:53 #1
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    Default Let's Play a Game...

    The game is simple: Pretend that your hands are covered in Ebola sauce; keep track of everything that you touch. You get a 5 minute grace period after thoroughly sanitizing your hands, then you can assume that your hands are again covered in Ebola sauce.

    Extra credit: Count the number of times you touch your face each day. Or each hour.... Whichever is more reasonable.

    The game begins NOW!
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    Be aware that reality television and Internet browsing significantly increases face palms.
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    LOL.....


    Good training exercise, put on some latex/rubber gloves. Now slather gloves with grease. Now take your gloves of without getting grease on your skin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GunsRBadMMMMKay View Post
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    Good training exercise, put on some latex/rubber gloves. Now slather gloves with grease. Now take your gloves of without getting grease on your skin.
    We did this at work, but with mustard. Takes a couple tries to get it right.
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    i will have been gloved after correct hand washing #1. Like you i have a spouse, why do you need to touch anything?
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    I've touched at least fourteen different things since I read this. Good thing I'm immune to the Ebola virus.
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    Everyone I love is dead. Thanks bro.
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    I'd play your game but I died a horrible death days ago.
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    Not looking good for me and all those around me.
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    “You Have Died of Dysentery”

    Also, a thief stole my wagon wheel.
    What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it? What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me? What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and impotent, are my masters? What is my life, if I am but to bow, to agree and to obey?
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