What put me over the edge was when I bought a 2" thick Ruben sandwich at a downtown Deli. These things were so big they needed to be eaten in 2 meals or shared. I had the Deli wrap up the 2nd 1/2 for later.
It was November and cold; I saw a young woman begging near the Wrigley building and gave her the 'spare' half.
She said "What the f@## is this? I want cash."
And then threw it in the trash.
I wanted to deck her, but I just stared at her, said "You're welcome."
and walked away.
I guess I learned MY lesson...
Bond, you silly man - she can't put a sammich in a syringe now can she?
Myself, I'd prefer to hit 'em with bear spray, but I suppose I'd get in hot water for that.
There's a lot more of us ugly mf'ers out here than there are of you pretty people!
- Frank Zappa
Scrotum Diem - bag the day!
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.....