I grew up in Nebraska. 18 years was enough. Not where I wanted to be any more, but Omaha has a hell of a standard of living. Get out in the boonies and you'll find some of the nicest people you'll ever meet.

...and in case you guys haven't noticed, Colorado is loaded with freaks that should have been institutionalized or just plain locked in the basement.


...and if you think the I-70 drive is boring, try I-80 driving West out of Salt Lake City. The sign that says "Absolutely nothing 128 miles" isn't lying. Well... there's salt.