Ha! I wish!
I stashed away a few mags along with some other gear (including a benchmade Griptillian, a nice Surefire light and some other fairly expensive goodies) in a duffle bag in 2008 and didn't find them until this spring. That bag (with the contents) made it through 4 moves, two of them across the country, without being opened. I was doing an inventory of everything I have and I thought to myself "I thought I had more mags than this..." which prompted me to find this bag and open it up. Needless to say, it was like opening a short-term time capsule. There was also a set of BDUs in there.