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    CO AR-15's very own Gimli Sparky's Avatar
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    Default What to do all weekend??

    Freaking out as all 3 kids are going to be gone all weekend. I am confused on what adults do with their free time.
    Farts are funny

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    Walk around the house nekkid.

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    You'll need some baby oil, a bean bag, some Cheetos, and some porn.

    Once you have all of that stuff you will stay entertained all weekend.

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    Posts numbered Two and Three seem to have it covered sufficiently.

    Happy times are ahead for you.

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    Pay bills is what I would do.
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    Damn, Irving.

    Kill the guys alone time....lol

    J/K

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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    You'll need some baby oil, a bean bag, some Cheetos, and some porn.

    Once you have all of that stuff you will stay entertained all weekend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    You'll need some baby oil, a bean bag, some Cheetos, and some porn.

    Once you have all of that stuff you will stay entertained all weekend.
    No you cannot come over.
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    I would add a towel to Ray's list, but only if you're a gentleman.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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