Motorcycle Rant

[TheBelly]

Weak. 3/10

too many paragraphs. Not enough cursing.

are you ranting against yourself here? I mean only YOU put YOU into that situation.

Weak.

[buffalobo]

Weak. 3/10

too many paragraphs. Not enough cursing.

are you ranting against yourself here? I mean only YOU put YOU into that situation.

Weak.

^^This.

You bought the wrong bike for your needs and everybody else is a dumb ass?

[sniper7]

You guys need to watch the south park episode on Harleys/loud motorcycles. Absolutely hilarious.

[blackford76]

You guys need to watch the south park episode on Harleys/loud motorcycles. Absolutely hilarious.

AMEN

[glocklp]

I have a GSXR 600 and absolutely cannot stand cruiser riders! I will give the motorcycle wave to anyone on two wheels, I even give it to scooters lol. 90% of the time I get a return wave, now when I wave to a cruiser...... NOTHING! They act like they are too good for it.

Than you have the proper riding gear issue, everyone bad talks sport bikes, at least most of us wear full face helmets, pants, jackets, gloves etc.... I love seeing the fat hardly ableson rider with his old dirty "live to ride,ride to live" tank top with no helmet riding down the street.

Harley....... Please don't get me started of technology..... Please no ape hangers...... Please no more drag pipes...... Please more sturgis 1982 shirts........ Please just no more

[ZERO THEORY]

Someone is going to respond with "but my Harley" , please don't. Of all the bikes to try and justify, that one you just cannot. They're shit. Absolute, total overpriced shit. One surefire way to let the world you know fuck-all about motorcycles, show up on a Harley.

Don't forget to start the morning by spraying on your aerosol Harley cologne, putting on your Harley shirt, having a cup of coffee out of your Harley mug, checking the time on your Harley clock, putting on your Harley "cut", walking out to your Harley edition F150, grabbing your Harley glasses, then firing up your Harley and heading over to that sports bar with the Harley posters on the wall.

If you cross paths with anyone that doesn't already know, be sure to somehow inform them that you ride a Harley. Don't even refer to your bike as a bike, make sure you always call it a Harley. And should you be around people who already do know that you own a Harley, continue to remind them. This can be done by making your wallpaper a Harley-inspired picture, acquiring a Harley mousepad, and setting your avatar picture on your inter-company interface as you next to your Harley.

[Big Wall]

Don't forget to start the morning by spraying on your aerosol Harley cologne, putting on your Harley shirt, having a cup of coffee out of your Harley mug, checking the time on your Harley clock, putting on your Harley "cut", walking out to your Harley edition F150, grabbing your Harley glasses, then firing up your Harley and heading over to that sports bar with the Harley posters on the wall.

If you cross paths with anyone that doesn't already know, be sure to somehow inform them that you ride a Harley. Don't even refer to your bike as a bike, make sure you always call it a Harley. And should you be around people who already do know that you own a Harley, continue to remind them. This can be done by making your wallpaper a Harley-inspired picture, acquiring a Harley mousepad, and setting your avatar picture on your inter-company interface as you next to your Harley.

You've met the owners and management of the company I work for haven't you?

You forgot the Christmas tree in the lobby totally decorated with Harley ornaments.

[ZERO THEORY]

You've met the owners and management of the company I work for haven't you?

You forgot the Christmas tree in the lobby totally decorated with Harley ornaments.

If you work in a large complex off of Pine Ridge Road, then yes I have.

[Big Wall]

If you work in a large complex off of Pine Ridge Road, then yes I have.

I guess I should have known there was more than one place like this. They even like orange post it notes because they are like Harley orange.

[glocklp]

I owned a Harley before and I swear I wasted my money. Seemed like an hour of riding equalled out to two hours of fixing her again. It leaked oil, just a few drops but still, I took it to the dealership and they said " it's a Harley" well that was the final straw. You don't have a design flaw than just say that. Stupid.
Harley Davidson.....The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the side effects of power.