LOL.. love this post.

I would consider myself a sport bike guy (please dont use the term crotch rocket lol) but Ive got a 100th anny wide glide bobber now. Been riding since I was about 19. The harley I have now, been garaged for a few weeks because of weather, went to start it up the other day to charge and whatnot and it started smoking out of the battery box... and now I have no power lol.. I havent dug into it, but Im sure it's an easy fix. the last conversation I had at tailgate in Parker, (I know I know) was most certainly about pipes lol.

my honda sportbikes, literally never broke down. not once. Not sure what that means, but it's the truth. hahaha