Quote Originally Posted by ZERO THEORY View Post
Don't forget to start the morning by spraying on your aerosol Harley cologne, putting on your Harley shirt, having a cup of coffee out of your Harley mug, checking the time on your Harley clock, putting on your Harley "cut", walking out to your Harley edition F150, grabbing your Harley glasses, then firing up your Harley and heading over to that sports bar with the Harley posters on the wall.

If you cross paths with anyone that doesn't already know, be sure to somehow inform them that you ride a Harley. Don't even refer to your bike as a bike, make sure you always call it a Harley. And should you be around people who already do know that you own a Harley, continue to remind them. This can be done by making your wallpaper a Harley-inspired picture, acquiring a Harley mousepad, and setting your avatar picture on your inter-company interface as you next to your Harley.

You've met the owners and management of the company I work for haven't you?

You forgot the Christmas tree in the lobby totally decorated with Harley ornaments.