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    Default Saw this headline, took a second to realize it was satire

    http://www.duffelblog.com/2014/11/ta...ahl-desertion/

    Taliban Charges Bowe Bergdahl With Desertion

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    QUETTA, PAKISTAN – Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl may be innocent of desertion as far as the U.S. Army is concerned, but in recent days the ex-prisoner of war now faces the same charges from the most unlikely direction: his former captors.
    Afghan Taliban spokesman Zabihullah Mujahid has announced that the insurgent group, following its own internal investigation, would be charging Bergdahl with deserting his post — a crime punishable by death, public flogging, or lengthy imprisonment, although typically not in that order.
    “We are investigating the incident where Brother [Bergdahl] may — and I stress this is not definite — may have walked off his post without his AK-47,” Zabihullah said in an interview with Al Jazeera.


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    Meanwhile the CIC is having him over for hummus and prayer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Meanwhile the CIC is having him over for hummus and prayer.
    ...and a goat orgy afterward.

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    May as well be true...
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    Bergdahl is like 40-50 scandals ago. I almost forgot about that douche nozzle.

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    and still no resolution on the courtmarshal.
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    That's funny!
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    Lets do the right thing and send him for a long walk in Afghanistan...again.
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