Finally! A Bear Attack Thread!

[Irving]

So one of the other youtube videos after the bear fight one is this one. My wife is TERRIFIED of bears. She said she wouldn't do this, even for $50. Preposterous! I'd do it for free! Who's with me?

[Ah Pook]

1:26 Brodie is giving Gene Simmons a run for his money.

[Zombie Steve]

You fellas brought up something I haven't considered. So it's a foregone conclusion that if a black black bear is attacking me, I can't shoot it (clearly, that would be racist). What if it's a cinnamon black bear attacking me? Can I shoot it with my .44 mag awesomeness of the gods? Would the media hang me out to dry for being a speciesist?

[Irving]

You fellas brought up something I haven't considered. So it's a foregone conclusion that if a black black bear is attacking me, I can't shoot it (clearly, that would be racist). What if it's a cinnamon black bear attacking me?

Ummm, no. Obviously that is the infamous Cinnamon Challenge.

[Zombie Steve]

I knew I had a pic of the griz Mr. Petersen bit / beat to death. Million Dollar Cowboy Bar in Jackson Hole.

[Zombie Steve]

We may start a new thread on the psychology behind the cinnamon challenge. A brazillion people tried it and I watched them suffer on Youtube... I want to do that! It will be funny!

[theGinsue]

First, I've been enjoying this thread, but...

Guys, I know it's easy to take the jokes down the "racism" line, but I realize that I'd probably take issue with that humor if I weren't white. Maybe we could just call it good on those jokes and find some new focus to joke about.

And, for the record, I'd be comfortable photographing that (or any) bear with my .45LC on my hip.

[Zombie Steve]

And by the way...

http://gazette.com/clean-up-your-yar...rticle/1542102

[theGinsue]

My, that elk is certainly in the Yuletide spirit; eh?!


I pity the poor schmucks that think this Christmas yard deer is up to par.

[sniper7]

Wow, I'd beat the shit out of my four friends in the afterlife for running away. All five of them could have easily scarred that bear off.