MJ died of food poison

[ChunkyMonkey]

Not true. What really happend.

When Farah got to heaven, god granted her one wish.

She asked for all the children to be safe.

So god went ahead and killed MJ.

[RRD3]

I was told MJ will have to be buried above ground.

The Green tree hugging dirt worshipers are crying because of the amount of plastic that would be put into the ground.



I was also told that he will be melted down and turned into Lego's so the kids could play with him for once!

[Tristan]

I was also told that he will be melted down and turned into Lego's so the kids could play with him for once!

lol
That's almost as funny as perez hilton getting punched in the puss. almost......

[ryanek9freak]

Oh god, I know. Did you see his flaming ass on TV crying like a little bitch?