Grand Junction Man Arrested for Aiming Banana at Police

[ruthabagah]

If a banana is considered a full sized deadly fruit, would a plantain be a compact or subcompact deadly fruit?

If they seized the fruit illegally, would it be considered fruit of the poisonous tree?

How many bananas in a bunch before they are considered high capacity?

Will monkeys now need to be fingerprinted and have a background check before they can be fed?

Hi cap banana clip