Best one liner?

[Ah Pook]

So many people not around anymore.

Why are divorces so expensive? Because they are worth it!

[stenz]

Get some stank on my hang low.

[ChickNorris]

So many people not around anymore.

Yep. I noticed that too.

[ChickNorris]

"Your crazy matches my crazy. Big time."

[Joe_K]

The Good Lord looks out for cripples and idiots, and you ain?t limping.

Let?s not turn this kidnapping into a murder!

He?s not the sharpest stick in the crayon box.

Can?t died in the poorhouse.

Pick up lines now that I?m married and have kids;

?Hey Babes, the kids are asleep?

?I?ll fold the laundry?



For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus.
‭‭1 Timothy‬ ‭2:5‬ ‭

[theGinsue]

"Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

[ChickNorris]

(Can someone repost that image please?)

[SideShow Bob]

Here are a few I have used occasionally:

If I were to agree with you, we'd both be wrong.

I didn't mean to push your buttons, I was just looking for mute.

Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice.

I did not mean to offend you, that was just a bonus.