Best one liner?

[asmo]

“I will not tip toe through life only to arrive safely at death.”

[cstone]

Dying is easy. Living is hard.

[BushMasterBoy]

Dying is easy. Living is hard.

Coming from a "sex therapist"?

[asmo]

One that I use quite frequently:

"There is a fine line between the passing glance of a stranger and the cold deep stare of a hardened psychopath".

[th3w01f]

One that I use quite frequently:

"There is a fine line between the passing glance of a stranger and the cold deep stare of a hardened psychopath".

I've struggled with the same question..... how much eye contact is too much.

[roberth]

I'll buy that for a dollar.

[Ronin13]

I'll buy that for a dollar.

I love RoboCop!

Two of my favorite ones are:
When someone I don't really like finally leaves, "Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya."

In retort to a stupid person's comment: "Somewhere there is a tree working really hard to produce oxygen so you can breathe... I think you should go apologize to it."

[Aloha_Shooter]

I wanted to post my favorite John Wayne quote from The Sands of Iwo Jima but submit this one from Clint Eastwood instead:

[cstone]

I wanted to post my favorite John Wayne quote from The Sands of Iwo Jima but submit this one from Clint Eastwood instead:

That's OK. Living is hard, but it is even harder if you are stupid.

[Scanker19]

White water in the morning.