Best one liner?

[th3w01f]

My favorite was always "I'm hung like an Argentinian mountain gorilla".... It's a great conversation starter, try it out at work.

[sniper7]

Hold my beer and watch this

[SAnd]

I'll have enough guns after I get the next one.

[Great-Kazoo]

Now, I don't want any trouble.

[Great-Kazoo]

Is there a probem, officer ?

[Great-Kazoo]

Do i look drunk to you?

[Great-Kazoo]

Of course I'll still respect you in the morning.

[Great-Kazoo]

The one (ok one of the ones) that may have got some one in troube.

I dont normally do this on the first date.

[Great-Kazoo]

No really officer, she was just changing out of her work clothes


Me, well these 64 impalas are notorious for stuck heater cables

[Big E3]

You a bounty hunter? Man's got to do something for a living. Dying's not much of a living.