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    Ya got all the intelligence of a small soap dish.
    I see you running, tell me what your running from

    Nobody's coming, what ya do that was so wrong.

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    It only seems kinky the first time.

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    Nice shoes, wana fuck?

    Funny enough, the only time I used that, it worked. Only used it once, didn't want to tarnish my perfect record with using it.
    If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
    Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. --Isaac Asimov
    Like, where's spyder been? That guy was like, totally cool and stuff. - foxtrot

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    Who's in charge here ?
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    "when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".

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    Quote Originally Posted by roberth View Post
    I'll buy that for a dollar.
    I love RoboCop!

    Two of my favorite ones are:
    When someone I don't really like finally leaves, "Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya."

    In retort to a stupid person's comment: "Somewhere there is a tree working really hard to produce oxygen so you can breathe... I think you should go apologize to it."
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

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    In the spirit of the holidays...

    "Are those your Christmas decorations, or did Walmart throw up on your front yard?"
    Shot Works Pro... It's better than scrap paper!!!
    You can use the discount code 'Take5' for 5 bucks off.

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    Do it for the Children.
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    "when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".

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    It's al fun and games until somebody loses a pancreas...
    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, we are the III%, CIP2, and some other catchphrase meant to aggravate progreSSives who are hell bent on taking rights away...

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    " You want to pick up a 6-pack & fuck; or don't you drink? "
    Take no Prisoners, and shoot the Wounded


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