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    Diesel Swinger Graves's Avatar
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    Poor planning on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on mine.
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    you wanna a true story or a good one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Graves View Post
    Poor planning on your part doesn't constitute an emergency on mine.
    I say this all the time!

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    Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

    Hurry up and wait

    Embrace the suck

    Go fu@$ yourself

    And....OMAHA!

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    be patient or you'll be a patient

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    Do your homework

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    Never let the facts get in the way of a good story.

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    Life's not fair.

    People are no damned good.
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking."
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    This is going to hurt you way more than it's going to hurt me.

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