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    It's all in the reflexes -- Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aloha_Shooter View Post
    It's all in the reflexes -- Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China
    For the win.

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    You two are as dumb as a bag of hammers.

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    You must of been born on the highway...considering that's where most accidents occur.

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    The worst you ever had was wonderful.

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    HA!
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking."
    George S. Patton

    "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
    Dwight D. Eisenhower

    "Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth."
    John F. Kennedy

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