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    If that guy had a brainstorm it would be a light drizzle.

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    Lets compromise and do it my way.
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    "Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth."
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    If it hurts don't do it, unless you like it then do it again

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    you are just you;r daddies little squirt
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    You can't fix stupid.

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    His elevator does not go to the top floor!
    He's a couple of sandwiches short of a picnic!
    He's a half bubble out of plumb!
    He's one brick short of a load!
    He's dumber than a pile of dirt!
    I'm busier than a one legged man in a but kicking contest!
    I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed man!
    Life's hard when you're stupid

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    I was born with nothing, and I still have most of it left.

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    You're a daisy if you do!
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    Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone that you meet.
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