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  1. 12-06-2014, 00:14 #1
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    I'll have enough guns after I get the next one.
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    Is there a probem, officer ?
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    Do i look drunk to you?
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    Of course I'll still respect you in the morning.
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    The one (ok one of the ones) that may have got some one in troube.

    I dont normally do this on the first date.
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    No really officer, she was just changing out of her work clothes


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