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    There's a time to think, and there's a time to act, and this is no time for thinking.


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    "I'll be in my bunk".
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    Never say never.

    I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!

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    " Hey, Anybody got a chainsaw I can borrow" ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    " Hey, Anybody got a chainsaw I can borrow" ?
    My Feedback

    "When law and morality contradict each other, the citizen has the cruel alternative of either losing his moral sense or losing his respect for the law." -Frederic Bastiat

    "I am a conservative. Quite possibly I am on the losing side; often I think so. Yet, out of a curious perversity I had rather lose with Socrates, let us say, than win with Lenin."
    ― Russell Kirk, Author of The Conservative Mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rucker61 View Post
    "I'll be in my bunk".
    Jayne Cobb?
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers

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    I know its an old dead thread faux pas... but reading it made me smile.
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers

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