The Greatest Obama Joke of All Time

[HoneyBadger]

http://www.youngcons.com/absolutely-...ama-joke-time/

There are many, many jokes about President Obama, though you wouldn’t know it by the relative and admitted silence of several well-known comedians. Though these folks lack the courage to include the president in their material, thankfully not everyone is afraid of their own shadow.
From ObamaforDummies… Enjoy!
> Bob: “Did you hear about the Obama administration scandal?,
> Jim: “You mean the Mexican gun running?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “You mean SEAL Team 6?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “You mean the State Dept. lying about Benghazi?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> im: “You mean voter fraud?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “You mean the of drones in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million and right after it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “You mean the president arming the Muslim Brotherhood?”
> Bob: “No the other one:.
> Jim: “The IRS targeting conservatives?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “Sebelius shaking down health insurance executives?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “Giving SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and 3 months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “The president’s ordering the release of nearly 10,000 illegal immigrants from jails and prisons, and falsely blaming the sequester?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “The president’s threat to impose gun control by Executive Order in order to bypass Congress?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “The president’s repeated violation of the law requiring him to submit a budget no later than the first Monday in February?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “The 2012 vote where 115% of all registered voters in some counties voted 100% for Obama?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “The president’s unconstitutional recess appointments in an attempt to circumvent the Senate’s advise-and-consent role?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “Clinton, the IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
> Bob: “No, the other one.”
> Jim: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I got it! You mean that 65 million low-information voters who don’t pay taxes and get free stuff from taxpayers and stuck us again with the most pandering, corrupt administration in American history?”
> Bob: “THAT’S THE ONE!”

[Irving]

Haha. Well done.

[fly boy]

damn, I thought they were talking about the Obama Vacation budget, I was WAY off.