Post of the year 2014

[glenncal1]

Here is my vote for post of the year 2014 by Foxtrot-


Everybody in that town is like that. I think I only know one guy in that area that is a standup guy and he's a member here.

I think you could pick a random guy in Canon and they will be one of a few things (pick a letter).

A) Tinfoil mall ninja wanna be.
B) High end convict
C) Meth head
D) Some little old lady dating a 20yo.
E) Some 20yo dating a little old lady.
F) Someone that is just a little to friendly with their cousin.
G) Someone who used to be a woman who used to be a man.
H) A grown man who cries every 3 seconds for sympathy. Who may be a preacher.
I) A overweight pedophile.
J) An overweight mustached incestial pedophile.
K) A 350 pound army ranger (from COD)
L) A 350 pound prison guard who is like, in SWAT
M) A straw chewing coveralls hillbilly with a literal IQ of 42.
N) Another straw chewing hillbilly that thinks the one with an IQ of 42 is the smartest man on the planet.
O) Some skinny b#$#h that keeps popping out kids from different men for the welfare check.
P) Some overweight b#$#h that keeps popping out kids for the child support check.
Q) Some haggled bedraggled former whore looking for the next guy to gold dig.
R) Some old hillbilly fart that thinks the bedraggled whore is fine shit.
S) Some officer taking money and sexual favors under the table.
T) Some guy in one of canon cities highest paid positions (equivalent to a Wendy's salary in Denver area) giving and receiving reach arounds.
U) You know the police officer on southpark? Yeah, that guy. But he reproduced, with his cousin.
V) A conartist passing themselves off as a preacher.
W) Roving packs of wild children with the same mother, but multiple fathers.
X) 15year old girls dating 58 year old guys.
Y) Mothers who try to hook up their 15 year old girls with 58 year old guys.
Z) The unibomber - to find intelligence in this county, you have to go to the supermax.

This list has some level of creativity, but mostly all of these are real people I know over there. Fremont county has more prisons than any other county in the US, and more than 50% of their workforce is employed as prison guards. In all reality, it is the true cesspool of a very wide area.

Of course, there is the exception to this list. There's charger - none of the above, there trying to fix hells bellybutton.


So where were we... talking about a gunshop. Sorry about my rant. I just *love* that county, so, so much.


Lets see some other nominees.

[T-Giv]

Not a lot of action on this thread. Maybe he wins by default? LOL


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[TheBelly]

Tough to say the BEST from an entire year, but.......this is a great idea.

[zteknik]

Here is my vote for post of the year 2014 by Foxtrot-


Everybody in that town is like that. I think I only know one guy in that area that is a standup guy and he's a member here.

I think you could pick a random guy in Canon and they will be one of a few things (pick a letter).

A) Tinfoil mall ninja wanna be.
B) High end convict
C) Meth head
D) Some little old lady dating a 20yo.
E) Some 20yo dating a little old lady.
F) Someone that is just a little to friendly with their cousin.
G) Someone who used to be a woman who used to be a man.
H) A grown man who cries every 3 seconds for sympathy. Who may be a preacher.
I) A overweight pedophile.
J) An overweight mustached incestial pedophile.
K) A 350 pound army ranger (from COD)
L) A 350 pound prison guard who is like, in SWAT
M) A straw chewing coveralls hillbilly with a literal IQ of 42.
N) Another straw chewing hillbilly that thinks the one with an IQ of 42 is the smartest man on the planet.
O) Some skinny b#$#h that keeps popping out kids from different men for the welfare check.
P) Some overweight b#$#h that keeps popping out kids for the child support check.
Q) Some haggled bedraggled former whore looking for the next guy to gold dig.
R) Some old hillbilly fart that thinks the bedraggled whore is fine shit.
S) Some officer taking money and sexual favors under the table.
T) Some guy in one of canon cities highest paid positions (equivalent to a Wendy's salary in Denver area) giving and receiving reach arounds.
U) You know the police officer on southpark? Yeah, that guy. But he reproduced, with his cousin.
V) A conartist passing themselves off as a preacher.
W) Roving packs of wild children with the same mother, but multiple fathers.
X) 15year old girls dating 58 year old guys.
Y) Mothers who try to hook up their 15 year old girls with 58 year old guys.
Z) The unibomber - to find intelligence in this county, you have to go to the supermax.

This list has some level of creativity, but mostly all of these are real people I know over there. Fremont county has more prisons than any other county in the US, and more than 50% of their workforce is employed as prison guards. In all reality, it is the true cesspool of a very wide area.

Of course, there is the exception to this list. There's charger - none of the above, there trying to fix hells bellybutton.


So where were we... talking about a gunshop. Sorry about my rant. I just *love* that county, so, so much.


Lets see some other nominees.

It has my vote!

[davsel]

"Thread of the year" may be easier to remember.
The Chainsaw Massacre comes to mind - several gems in there.

[HoneyBadger]

Welcome back BobbyZ!

[KestrelBike]

This thread *might* have made the short list, but the lack of pics put it firmly out of contention https://www.ar-15.co/threads/143625-...=1#post1801725

[zteknik]

Welcome back BobbyZ!

Why thank you
I didn't leave just been busy playing catch up.

[Circuits]

This thread *might* have made the short list, but the lack of pics put it firmly out of contention https://www.ar-15.co/threads/143625-...=1#post1801725

A picture is worth a thousand votes.