Quote Originally Posted by foxtrot View Post
Rather than publicize all possible information known to a ranger, just throw them a blind question.... aka, lie. Don't do it while attacking them. If your incredibly hostile, a poser will react accordingly. If you act friendly, and act more knowlegable on a subject than they are, a poser will be inclined to agree with you - always. A real ranger would be inclined to slap you for asking stupid questions.

You can pull them endlessly out of your ass.

For example:


So rather than try to elicit all possible knowledge about rangers to make it easier for these dicks to find it, just use basic psychology to feel them out.
I worked with such a liar once. He knew everything about everything. His stolen valor thing was he was a squid and somehow assisted SEALS in the PI. Highly doubtful.

So one day we were working in front of a slaughter house, as we got out of the truck I told another employee that watch the Squid probably knows something about a slaughter house. This was in southern California so knowledge would be unusual. As we were working I started with oh that would be interesting to tour the slaughter house.

The squid replied oh my uncle used to work at one, and then I kept asking more inane questions. It took everything to hold it together until me and the other guy could get back in the truck to drive to a new location. We were dying of laughter.