This week on 'Cows Gone Wild'.....
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Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...
Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
"The order was given, turn cows into Whoppers,
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers.
But on the horizon, surrounding the shoppers,
Came the deafening roar, of chickens, in choppers!"
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
Title: 7/10
Should have been something like "Militant Mormons have new allies in Chik-fil-A Marketing campaign. 1 Dead."
Last edited by rbeau30; 12-17-2014 at 12:31.
I had a cow jump and bump me once just prior to punching his ticket with a captive bolt gun so i got him just over one of his eyes rather than the sweet spot. Now instead of dead and still it was injured and went crazy. It managed to jump the chute and ended up running mad with one eye hanging out on the 3rd story roof of the slaughter house. The owner opened one of his office windows and got it with his 35 Remington. Judging by all of the hoof prints on the roof near the kill floor door, i was not the first person to miss.
Of the thousands of cows I killed when I worked there, that was the only one that did anything but fall dead where it stood.
The FDA blue hats swooped in to make sure the carcass was segregated and not processed for human consumption because it wasn't killed by an approved method. (strange)
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