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  1. 01-02-2015, 13:17 #1
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    Default Darwinism, interrupted

    All I can think of right now are blonde jokes. Because, seriously.

    http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/offbea...ege/ar-BBhoEXQ

    A man and a woman thought they were trapped in a closet at Daytona State College in Daytona Beach, Fla., for two days until police let them out Tuesday -- and found out the two could have opened the door themselves.
    John Arwood, 31, and Amber Campbell, 25, claimed they were chased into the closet on Sunday, Daytona Beach police said.
    After two days in a Marine and Environmental Science Center janitor's closet, where police found human feces and copper scouring pads sometimes used to smoke crack, Arwood called 911 from his cell phone. Officers tracked his phone's location and let him and Campbell out.
    A police officer, trying to figure out how the two could have gotten locked in, went into the closet and closed the door, police said. The door did not lock.
    Officers did not find drugs in the closet, police said.
    Arwood and Campbell were charged with trespassing. Campbell was also charged with violating her probation, which she was given after resisting arrest in 2013.
    Arwood's criminal record includes five prior jail sentences in Florida since 2000 for offenses including armed burglary, possession of more than 20 grams of marijuana, and fleeing law enforcement.
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  2. 01-02-2015, 13:26 #2
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    That would have been more acceptable in Colorado !
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  3. 01-02-2015, 13:49 #3
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    Meth is a hell of a drug.

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  4. 01-02-2015, 14:01 #4
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    morons
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  5. 01-02-2015, 14:01 #5
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    They still look somewhat presentable. Give them a couple more years of the "bugs" crawling under their skin, picking at scabs and rotting out their teeth.
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    It is Florida...they ran out of crack.
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    Never mind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ah Pook View Post
    Meth is a hell of a drug.

    Warm us next time you post that. I nearly vomited while jumping away from my screen
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  9. 01-02-2015, 16:09 #9
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    Dang... Looks like she's further gone than he is... Idiots
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  10. 01-02-2015, 16:23 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ah Pook View Post
    Meth is a hell of a drug.

    YO, DAT a money shot right there. Pipe up beeches, pipe up.
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