SPELLING BEE CHAMP

My name be Eboneesha Li Herenandez, an African Hispanic Asiatic-American
Girl who just got an award for being the bess speler in class. I got 67% on
the speling test and 30 points for being black, 5 points for not bringin
drugs into class, 5 points for not bringin guns into class, and 5 points for
not gettin pregnut during the cemester. It be hard to beat a score of 120%.


White dude who sit nex to me is McGee from Ocala . He got a 94% on the test
but no extra points on acount of he have the same skin color as the
opressirs of 150 years ago. Granny ax me to thank all Dimocrafts and
Liberuls for suportin Afermative action. You be showin da way to true
eqwallity. I be gittin in medical skool nex an mabe I be yo doctor when
Barrac take over da healtcare in dis cuntry