Noting like a Monday night in the ER.

[GilpinGuy]

Small hatchet. Was splitting a log into some kindling and missed.

Shit. I do this every few days. I usually wear gloves but ya know. Not always.

Kinda funny story for you. I was the foreman on a drill rig back in the day (water well). The driller is pulling the auger out of the hole and the helper is removing the sections of auger. He removes the bolts then sticks his finger in the bolt hole to clean out the dirt just as the driller spins the auger to get the dirt off. Zing! Finger gets mangled.

I freak and get the dude and his mangled hand into my car and do 80MPH up Colorado to the hospital.

On the way he asks me, " You think they can put it back on?"

I reply with, "They put Bobbit's cock back on and he's doing porn now..."

He actually laughed at that.

When I left he hospital my Mazda shitbox was running like shit. Turns out that I had cracked one of the terminals clean off of the distributor cap. Apparently I pushed the limits of my little Mazda.

Heal up quick bro.