So, I'm watching Fox31 news, and they're at the story of the UPS driver that chucked a delivery package over the gate of a house (breaking the gun-related cleaning equipment inside, as well as scattering the ammo that the homeowner bought.) The UPS driver also peed on the guy's house- all of this was caught on surveillance video.

That's not what struck me. After the story segment, the three news anchors were chatting. Dave Frasier, the weather guy, said, "Didja notice all of that ammo that scattered from the package? What if one of those bullets had gone off?"

*headdesk*