Quote Originally Posted by GilpinGuy View Post
So I was at the mall with my wife the other day and she says, "What do you think of this bag?". I look at this plastic (vinyl, I guess) bag that looks like a something you would take to the beach. The ensuing convo goes something like this:

Me: Looks like a beach bag.
Her: Well, we're going to NY in March so I can use it for all of my carry on stuff.....blah blah.
Me: How much?
Her: [it's too f-ing much IMHO]
Me: Forget about it. For a plastic bag?
Her: But it's a Michael Kors...
Me: (and I was a bit abrupt here, I admit) I don't give a shit who's name is on it. It's a plastic bag. Seriously?
Her: Silence for 2 days.

Guess what she got for Valentines Day?

I'm such a romantic.

Nah, you just know where the good stuff is kept, and who holds the keys!