Dear Abby:

[djbar2]

Dear Abby:
I met a man about 2 years ago and we have yet to be intimate. When I got with him, he was all nice and caring. He would talk about our future together, and all the things we would be doing. He promised to pay attention to me and give me the little extras that make me “feel pretty”. He would sit and have a glass of [insert favorite drink here] and not drink out of the can because that would be unsophisticated. But alas, 2 years have passed and we haven’t even seen each other in over 6 months. He keeps me in this dark and chilly place with the “others”. Yes! Others! He has several. Apparently he has quite diverse tastes. He likes them big and small, and short and long. We are all neglected in this small space, and we want to get out. We would even be happy if he would take us out in multiples, we just want his affection. How can we make him find time for us? We all feel empty.
Sincerely,
DJ’s AR-15

[BPTactical]

Put down the bong, just walk away D......

[blacklabel]

There's nothing repressed about that.

[Irving]

When DJ orders a safe, he asks the clerk for the "Harem" model that isn't printed in the catalog.

[djbar2]

When DJ orders a safe, he asks the clerk for the "Harem" model that isn't printed in the catalog.

[SideShow Bob]

Dear DJ's AR 15s,
It is time to admit you made a bad choice and cut your losses
Make a quick clean break from this loser, come find me and I will take good loving care of you and take you out often. Give you gentle caresses as I clean & lube you after every outing.
I have been a lonely fellow since the Great Floods of 2013, and have plenty of loving to give you and all of your compatriots.

[Guylee]

Are you one of those ammosexuals I keep hearing about?

[OtterbatHellcat]

All I can muster here, is .....wtf?

[Singlestack]

DJs AR: If you are too confined in there at least ask Daddy if he can buy you a Fatboy to hang out in.

[Hound]

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,mmmmmmmmmmm ,mmmmmmmmmmmmmm