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    A FUN TITLE asmo's Avatar
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    Default Sat next to Diana DeGette for 3 hours

    Stuck on a flight to DC today, and Rep DeGette was my seat mate. Took everything I could not to spend the entire flight berating her for being an idiot.

    She's the one that said mags are used up once you shoot them.
    What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it? What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me? What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and impotent, are my masters? What is my life, if I am but to bow, to agree and to obey?
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    So did you talk to her or mention anything, or just sit there stewing about it.

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    A FUN TITLE asmo's Avatar
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    I acknowledged her, but didn't want to have TSA pull me off the flight or meet me when we landed. She was absolutely everything you think of from an entitled liberal.

    She spent the flight reading the New Yorker, writing emails about how sad it is that Jon Stewart is off the air ("he was like Walter Kronkite ")..
    What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it? What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me? What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and impotent, are my masters? What is my life, if I am but to bow, to agree and to obey?
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    I would have sat there reading the latest issue of "Guns & Ammo". Maybe browse the latest issue of "Shotgun News" or something. Hopefully wearing my "Free Colorado" t-shirt.

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    I would have done everything in my power to rip ass. Even if I had to shit myself.

    I would find great pleasure in her discomfort.
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    Can't top this ^^^^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    I would have done everything in my power to rip ass. Even if I had to shit myself.
    This made me laugh so loud that Mrs. HB yelled at me for almost waking up HB Jr.
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    Title should read "shat myself next to Diana degette"
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    I would have ripped ass next to her, unzipped and wafted it toward her, and flicked boogers at her the whole flight.

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    "Excuse me, are you that idiot Congresswoman that doesn't know how an ammunition magazine works and wants to ban them so they'll get all used up?"



    THAT right there is why I always carry a couple American Rifleman magazines in my backpack.
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