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  1. 02-24-2015, 11:27 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aloha_Shooter View Post
    It's either that or fake having Parkinson's so you could dump your drink all over her ...

    Two words: Tourette's Syndrome...
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    ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?
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  2. 02-24-2015, 11:36 #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by foxtrot View Post
    You guys aren't thinking outside the box! Eyes on the prize!

    Covertly turn on the recorder and pretend to be a chinese businessman that becomes interested in donating US 5 million equivalent to her campaign if she agrees to pass legislation to make it easier to sell your sex toys in Cololado.
    I like where you're going with this.
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  3. 02-24-2015, 13:41 #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aloha_Shooter View Post
    You poor guy. I guess I have a different take from the others -- I'd wouldn't have been deliberately rude or offensive, instead I'd have acted like I didn't know who she was or wasn't paying attention to her and gone about my business. Said business being getting on the cell phone (while it was legal) to talk to friends about how the stupidity and dishonesty is hurting progressives ("like that idiot from Denver who didn't know how ammunition or magazines work, what was his or her name?", "can you believe the morons who want women to pee on themselves instead of protecting themselves from rape?", etc.). When you had to turn off the cell phone, you could dig out a scratch pad and start (again, ignoring her presence) drawing out the stupidities and lies in the anti-gun campaigns or hard points the anti-gunners would have to refute like how the KKK was in favor of gun control to keep African-Americans subdued.
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    This.. I was obviously not thinking. I love it.
    What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it? What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me? What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and impotent, are my masters? What is my life, if I am but to bow, to agree and to obey?
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    I wouldn't have recognized her.
    "There are no finger prints under water."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    I wouldn't have recognized her.
    Every time she came on the television I had to turn it off or leave the room. I didn't want to throw something at it.
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    And you couldn't squeeze a fart or 3? Man Up. we have the Gas.
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    Colorado biatch reading New Porker magazine, all you need to know. OMG. Any guesses as to her dreams for Colorado?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sroz View Post


    Can't top this ^^^^^^
    Single-handedly made my night LOL!!!
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    Well I'm glad it wasn't me seated next to her. Doubt I could have been polite.

    Modern liberalism is based on the idea that reality is obligated to conform to one's beliefs because; "I have the right to believe whatever I want".

    "Everything the State says is a lie, and everything it has it has stolen.
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    "Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people."
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    A World Without Guns <- Great Read!
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  10. 02-26-2015, 19:37 #30
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    I was telling my dad about this and he said, "How did he keep from killing himself?"
    "There are no finger prints under water."
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