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HAHA:

Included Accessories

• A Lot of Knives
• Lights All Over The Place
• Super-Gnarly Hatchet
• The Shovel You’ll Inevitably Need
After Using Said Hatchet
• Climbing Rope
• Wicked-Mean Crossbow
• Phone/GPS Mount
• Multiple Karabiners
Don't forget rusty spikes, a couple meat hooks.

He is going to need wicked leather "armor" that does not actually armor anything.