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  1. 05-14-2015, 11:06 #1
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    Default Fact-resistant humans: this explains a lot!

    Research may be new, but these people are not!

    http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borow...sistant-humans

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    MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) – Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.

    The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them.

    “These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information,” Davis Logsdon, one of the scientists who contributed to the study, said. “And yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have rendered those faculties totally inactive.”
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  2. 05-14-2015, 11:16 #2
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    I completely disagree
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  3. 05-14-2015, 11:18 #3
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    Sounds like Zombies that don't eat flesh to me.
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    Mmm....I know a few of those.
    If you want peace, prepare for war.
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    The article appears to be concerning global warming "facts."

    I am proudly one of the "fact" resistant people. Or as we like to call ourselves, skeptical of their "facts."
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  6. 05-14-2015, 12:55 #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by davsel View Post
    The article appears to be concerning global warming "facts."

    I am proudly one of the "fact" resistant people. Or as we like to call ourselves, skeptical of their "facts."
    Agreed. I would bet the researchers got a nice grant for their work as well.
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    We have always been at war with Eurasia?
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  8. 05-14-2015, 18:35 #8
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    You got a problem with Eurasians? Huh, buddy? You're a RACIST!!!
    Unless that is in fact, a fact, in which case, well, you're still a racist. But I can't process that. So, I'm innocent, and blameless, and you are a racist.

    I like this. It works out for me. And you're a racist.
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  9. 05-14-2015, 18:53 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by sellersm View Post
    Research may be new, but these people are not!

    http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borow...sistant-humans

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    I can't get the link to open... what else did it say about the Brady Campaign?
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  10. 05-14-2015, 18:55 #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperiorDG View Post
    Sounds like Zombies that don't eat flesh to me.
    Vegan zombies: they walk around aimlessly chanting "Grains...."
    ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ, we are the III%, CIP2, and some other catchphrase meant to aggravate progreSSives who are hell bent on taking rights away...
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